Friday, 4 May 2012

Top Five Friday: Things I never thought I'd hear myself say

1. "Stop motorboating me--I am your mother!"

2. "It's almost 8PM, we should get to bed."

3. "If you're going to come over, you will likely see my boobs."

4. "It would be fantastic if he could just figure out how to suck his own thumb."

5. "I lost 25 pounds this week."

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